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What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don’t watch The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi Doooooooo!!!!

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1. What's the soft spot on a cruise ship?

The tender

2. I just super-glued my finger to my thumb.

I'll be OK for a while.

3. The three-tent challenge

A cowboy gets captured by a Native American tribe and dragged before the chief. The chief says, “You can earn your freedom if you pass the three-tent challenge. You’ve got 5 minutes for each task.” Tent 1: Drink a whole liter of whiskey. Tent 2: Inside is an old lion with a bad tooth—pull it out. Tent 3: The most beautiful virgin in the tribe—she can’t be a virgin anymore. The cowboy shrugs, takes the whiskey, chugs it down in one go, stumbles out swaying like a tumbleweed in a storm, and heads into tent 2. Suddenly, roars and screams erupt—tent shaking, dust flying, lion growling, cowboy yelling. After five chaotic minutes, the cowboy stumbles out, scratched, torn clothes, hair wild. He wipes his brow and slurs: “Alright… now where’s that girl with the bad tooth?!”

4. A sign at a music shop: "Gone chopin. Bach in a minuet."

I don’t know how much more of this I can Handel.

5. Why did the bathtub apply for a job?

it wanted to make a splash in the workforce.

6. A bunch of clouds started a clothing bussiness.

they named it Thunderwear!

7. I accidentally super glued my finger and my thumb together

Everything will be OK for a while 👌

8. Here’s a little story.

Once upon a time, some air said something to a cloud. It said this: … #THE END

9. What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on a head; I'll hang around here.

10. Why did the duck end up in jail?

He was selling quack 🐥

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